Deal - Deal
By Waqas Hassan Sharif
Shaukat Aziz: Hello, Sir, kya haal hain, theek?
Musharraf: Ya, ya. I am fine. What about you?
SA: Sir, breaking news!
Mush: Kya hua? Let me guess: you have made some kind of decision for a change!
SA: Sir, the Chief Justice has won the case. You lost!!!
Mush: Haha, I knew that even before filing the reference.
SA: Then why did you make such a blunder?
Mush: Time pass! Khair, aur sunao? Kya ho raha hai?
SA: I got it! I got it, sir!
Mush: Got what?
SA: Harry Potter 7
Mush: Oh really, kya hua? Is he dead or alive?
SA: I dunno! I couldn't read it! Maulana Fazlur Rehman ran away with it.
Mush: Tut tut...
SA: Sir, the elections are very near. What are the chances of my victory?
MUSH: Yaar, fuzool batien na ker, bye!!! I have to go now!!
SA: Where?
MUSH: Out of the country.
SA: Byeee.
Musharraf goes to Abu Dhabi
Benazir Bhutto: How are you, General Sahab?
Mush: Theek, BB. How are you?
BB: Kaise aana hua?
Mush: You called me, so I am here.
BB: Geneal Sahab, ganjaay mein woh baat kahan jo aap mein hain!
Mush: I know.
BB: General Sahab, I have a few DEALS to offer.
Mush: What DEALS?
BB: Just like, you know buy one get one free deals and much more....
Mush: Who are you to offer me DEALS?
BB: I am the chairperson of one of the biggest political parties of Pakistan: Pakistan People's Party.
Mush: Huh ...PPP! Sounds like PAKISTAN PIZZA PARLOUR to me! Is that why you are offering me all these deals.
BB: General Sahab, please get serious.
Mush: Ok, let me think. What are your demands! Don't say you want the Prime Minister's office.
BB: General Sahab, Khuda ke liye hum ko Pakistan aane ki permission di jia!
Mush: Aap ko bhi dekhni hai ye film, BB?
BB: No, I mean, yes, but in Pakistan.
Mush: Let me think about that! I could ask the GEO people to arrange for a special show. Any other demands?
BB: Yes... I want you-
Mush: Really? How cool is that?
BB: I want you! But without UNIFORM!
Mush: What? This is the limit!
BB: Why?
Mush: You are invading my privacy. Do you want me to plan another operation?
BB: Come on, I am sure there is a way out of this mess.
Mush: No way! My way or highway. The uniform is mine, forever! But you can have this one, because I have ordered a new one.
BB: Really?
Mush: Yes. Nomi Ansari is designing my new range of uniforms for the next five years. For my sherwanis, I think I will commission Amir Adnan!
BB: So, this is a deadlock.
Mush: Whatever!!!
Musharraf returns to Pakistan
Sheikh Rashid: Sir jee, kya haal hain?
Mush: Kya hua, why are you sounding so hyper and excited?
SR: Sir, Sehba Bhabi ko bata doon?
Mush: About what?
SR: Aap ki DEAL with BB.
Mush: Deal, what deal?
SR: Sir, Sehba bhabi is very upset.
Mush: Why?
SR: Because BB has demanded you without uniform!
Mush: Abay chor, yaar! In this country people have gone mad. First the MMA and now Benazir! What do I do? My wife is really upset. They are all after my uniform. Khair, you go and look after your engines.
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