Congratulations on you bieng more brave than Bill Clinton.
Mr Bush: How is to be the most hated man in the world.
Ans. I dont think i am the most hated person in the world, every one loves me and
they talk only about me 24/7
Q: Your comments about War on Terrorism.
Well, I started It.
Q: In your visit to south asia, why only 1 day in Pakistan.
Ans: They only granted me visa for one day.
How was the visit to India.
Ans: Its was great. I had Qorma and Biryani for dinner. It was the first time i was
eating Rice and talking to it as well
Q: The terrorist planned to sabotage your visit to Pakistan in Karachi bombing, your
comments.
Ans. I have already said that the terrorist are heartless and mindless people.
They didn't even knew that i was coming only to Islamabad, not Karachi.
Q: Why don't take steps to resolve the Kasmir Issue.
Ans: I talked to Rice about this but she said that there was no point as there is no
Oil in that region.
Q: How was your experience playing cricket.
Ans, It was great, i am going to make my own team comprising of me as
captain, Powell, Rumsfield, Musharaf, Blair, Sharon, Cheney, Karzia, Shaukat Aziz,
Kofi Annan, my dad, Osama and Saddam. What? they are the reserves.
I was scared of Inzimam, as he use to say Allah on my every move.
Mr, Potato said that i am good in bowled googlies to the the world.
Q: How was the dinner with Musharaff.
Ans. There was no chicken, Mush said that the bird flu-e.
Q: America has the best technology in the world, still no track of Osama.
Ans. We dont keep satellite tracking of the White House.
Q: Any body u wanted to meet who was not associated with the goverment.
A: I wanted to meet Meera, but couldn't and Dubia is not in my tour.
In india i meat with Shahruck Khan, Salman Khan, Amir Khan but i wanted to
meet the wanted Khan Dr. A.Q. Khan.
Q: Pakistan was struck by an earthquake last October, your views
A: Pakistan is are strongest alie and we will capture Al Qaeda and bring them to court.
but Mr. Bush the earthquake, i know Katrina and Rita were the other acts of this group
but they will be captured.
Inzimam-ul-Haq,
first of all i like to thank Allah.
Q: How was the experience of playing cricket with Bush.
Its was ok the bush needs to do the batting good.
Q: How was he playing.
Ans The boy is doing a good job.
Q: Did you gave him some tips
Ans Yes i told to him to embrace Islam.
Q: Why is there such a problem that you are a part of.all the controversal dismals
A. Thanks to Allah
Q: You lost the one day international agianst India 4 - 1. such a defeat?
A: Well if we had won the one day series agianst India, the Indian team
would not be allowed entry into India
Musharaff:
Q: How did the meeting with Bush go.
A. It was great, we disscussed every thing which wasn't going on in this world.
Q: There was no major deal with the US in the visit of Bush to Pakistan. Why
A: Bush came to Pakistan to praise me in front of the press.
Q: Bush carried his own food throughout the trip, then why a dinner.
A: We just wanted him to treat him with bird flu.
Q: The opposition MMA and other members didn't attend the dinner, your
comments on that.
Q: I dont know about the other members of the opposition but on the
invitation cards sent to MMA we had written that due to the ongoing hike
in sugar prices no halwa will be served.
Q: You didn't play cricket with Bush
Ans, Our match was already fixed.
Q: Does Pakistan have any problem on the nuclear deal between US and India
Ans, No, we already have the technology.
q: Why was Imran Khan was under house arrest on the day when Bush arrived.
A: Bush thought A.Q. Khan and Imran Khan are brothers.
Meera
Q: How are u meera
A. i am fane
Q: How was your experience working in Bollywood.
A: It is a amaazing plaace,oh it was graat i had such much fun
Q: This interview can be given in an another language
A: no i am fane
Q: You were under constant fire after Nazar, your say
A: Thay are jealous of me, but God saved me from buri Nazar of people
Q: How is Dubia?
A: Dubia is a amaazing amaazing country.
Q: Can we expect to see you with King Khan of bollywood,
A: who
i mean Shahruck Khan,
oh yes why not Shahruck Khan mis just a baaby.
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